A Homestuck Fanadventure created by Applejuiceboxmonster!

Verus: Investigate the beeping

BAH! That ditzy girl left her NOTEBOOK in her room! What a stupid, dumb and stupid girl!

PJ: i ju5t wanted t0 tell y0u h0w much i hate y0u…!

PJ: graaaaaaaaah…!

paranoidJoke [PJ] ceased trolling lonelyOdyessey [LO]

Verus: Proceed to Confess

paranoidJoke [PJ] began trolling lonelyOdyssey [LO]

PJ: hey lilac…

PJ: i have 50mething really imp0rtant t0 tell y0u…

PJ: uh… well… y0u kn0w we have been be5t friend5 f0r quite 50me time n0w…

PJ: and i ju5t wanted t0 tell y0u that…

PJ: i…

PJ: …

PJ: what the heck i5 that beeping…?

Verus: Investigate the beeping

Verus: Troll Lil-San

You just can’t seem to wait for her to get back. You feel nervous as you begin to type.

Verus: Proceed to Confess

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paranoidJoke [PJ] began trolling queasyMobster [QM]

PJ: hey 5ven… i’m here…

QM: Did You Ask Her Yet?

PJ: ah… a5k her what…?

QM: Oh Don’t Play Dumb With Me Ver.

PJ: … n0t yet…

QM: Geez Man. I Told You That If You Don’t Ask Her Before We Start The Game, I Was Going To Ask Her For You.

QM: And I Am Going To Make It So Embarrassing You Don’t Even Know.

QM: Yeah. We Are Talking “Meet Me After School Behind The Gym I Have Something Important To Tell You” Embarrassing.

PJ: y0u w0uldn’t…!

QM: Oh Lil-San! Please Go Out With My BFF! He Has Had A Crush On You All Semester! *Doki Doki*

PJ: fuck y0u weab00…!

PJ: fine… i’ll tell her all ready…

QM: You Better. Remember… Doki Doki.

PJ: 5hut up…

paranoidJoke [PJ] ceased trolling queasyMobster [QM]

Verus: Troll Lil-San

Verus: Troll Your Best Friend

Since we’re still on the “best friends” topic, you reminded yourself that you were supposed to message him on your progress. He is such a busy body. Always getting up in your business.

You whip out your rad computer watch heirloom and get to trolling.

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Your name is VERUS PECOR. You are currently hiding out at your friends house because of… reasons. You don’t really want to think about it!

Your INTERESTS include DOODLING and DANCING from time to time. You have a weird taste in HORROR MOVIES. The more preposterous ones seem to catch your interest. That’s all you can really say about yourself. You are a pretty BORING troll all around. You wonder why you even have friends.

Speaking of friends, your best friend went off a while ago to get you your favorite beverage. Might as well pass the time.

What will you do?

Verus: Examine weird ass bunny

(Source: applejuiceboxbluh)

Verus: Examine weird ass bunny

It’s not weird and it’s not an Ass Bunny! It’s Fredrick! Your other best friend sewed this BY HIMSELF! Wow. You can’t help but feel jealous of all your friend’s talents.

You still don’t really get the color scheme though. You guess it will remain a mystery~!

It also doesn’t help that you are color blind.

Verus: Troll your best friend

(Source: applejuiceboxbluh)